How to Drink like a Grandmaster!

After having a "few" celebratory cocktails on his birthday, IM Michael Schleifer made it on time to his round 3 game in an Ottawa tournament, and then proceeded to pass out, head on hands at the board. A cell phone rang which startled the IM to awake.
Immediately after awakening he stood up, unzipped his pants, pulled out his manhood, and urinated all over the table, the chess pieces and board, and on the floor. Some people have speculated that his actions were not the result of intoxication, but a complete disdain for his opponent's choice of opening and resultant position.